No, I'm not going to post some amazing gameplay footage or sneak previews or what have you. I jumped on the Portal bandwagon so late that I'm due to play Portal 2 sometime in 2016. Instead, Shirt.woot kind of took advantage of the new game by releasing a very clever shirt that even has a mouse thinking with Portals.
What I really thought was clever was the description, which was....well, I'll let you check it out, and see if you can read it.
Click here. It's worth it, I promise.